dysfunction junction (entropicflux) wrote in immix,
dysfunction junction
entropicflux
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a formal submission to a semi-formal gathering.

Application


General Information
x-o1 Name: i really don't care, as long as we both know who you're refering to. i suppose entropicflux, or any nickname you can derive from that, would be easiest though.
x-o2 Age: twenty-one.
x-o3 Birthday: september the four, ninteen eighty-five.
x-o4 Gender: that's a secret i play relatively close to my chest. i find that people will flavour their interactions with you based on the gender they believe you posses. it keeps people more honest if they don't know.
x-o5 Sexuality: ideally, this would be a non-issue. i don't forsee pursuing a romantic relationship with anyone here, and if that changes, the person in question will know the answers to these questions(and more!). let's just say i try not to close any doors if i don't have to.


Favorites
x-o6 Music: while i don't conform to any specific genre or section of tastes(frustrating, i know!), i have a fondness for hip-hop, classic rock(we're talking buddy holly and elvis here), post-hardcore, and chick-rock(you know, the whole riotgrrl thing).
x-o7 Movies: not a big movie person, to be honest. i like all the pre-requisites for being a passable human-being(the nightmare before christmas, edward scissor-hands, esperanza, fight club, broken flowers, etc). my interests lead towards the bizarre and the fantastical, also the introspective commentary popular to some films these days(american beauty, weather man, etc)is entertaining and pleasant in a meloncholic way.
x-o8 Cartoon/Anime: i don't like anime much. samurai 7 was a brilliant re-interpretation of a classic story, azumanga daiyo(i have no idea how to spell that...)is extremely funny, nobody dislikes the serial experiments lain, and boogie-pop phantom is by the same creator.
x-o9 TV Series: does anyone remember the adventures of pete and pete? that's the last television series i cared about at all.
x-1o Video Games: oh i do a lot of these... rpgs, puzzle games, and even dawn of war. i play the city of heroes/villains a lot too. final fantasy three, chrono trigger, and other staples of the video-game enthusiasts favourites list.


Related
x-11 Fanfiction?: no, not really. i don't have much interest in popular fandoms. i do a lot of writting, and a lot of it is fiction in a story-type format, but it's not based off anyone elses ideas(to my knowledge. i could be a delusional plaigarist, i suppose).
x-12 Genre?: a lot of fiction, bordering on fantasy in a modern setting. i also like seedy detective-like stories, and stories about people who take the messages espoused by our contradictory society too seriously. i like writting and reading morality-plays. stories about people who succeede or fail because of choices they made, rather than random occurances. of course, to be honest, i also like stories where people succeede or fail in spite of their best efforts/remarkable failures.
x-13 Rants?: not much, to be honest. sometimes i get upset about the difference between marxist communism and sovietist socialism. also, the definition of emo. oh my god, never has there been such a ridiculous misperception, and oh my god, never has it been harder to convince someone of the truth. it's easier tricking republicans to vote democrat, for sure.
x-14 Passions?: i draw, paint, write, or sing(sometimes all of them)every day. i also used to be something of a vandalism conisuer.
x-15 Debating?: oh, i'll never raise my internet-voice at someone over a dispute unless they're attacking me personally. i couldn't care less if people agree with my politics or something. it's really none of my concern. as long as we can keep the ad hominem attacks out of this, i can remain cool and level-headed forever. and to tell you the truth, i'm not even bothered by personal attacks; it just gives me an excuse to act out my malevolent tendencies. 


Opinions
x-16 t4Lk1nk Lyk d1s?: do what you like. i reserve the opinion to skip reading any silly-spelling. it's one thing if you legitimately don't know what you're trying to spell. it's another when you choose to learn a non-language in preferance to an actual one.
x-17 Anorexia?: firstly, anyone not suffering from a disease can't pretend to make accurate judgements concerning it. this nervous affliction is often used as a method of gaining attention, which is funny to me in a way: desperate attempts at stealing attention, regardless of the cost to self or others, is typical behavior of histionics, which is itself a mental disorder. maybe i just have a bad sense of humour... i also empathize with people wrongly accused of anorexia. not every person has the same biological needs(beyond the basics: air, water, a spine). if you're not experiencing any health problems from your behaviour, who's to say that it's wrong?
x-18 Discrimination?: i'm constantly discriminating against people. but i believe the word you're looking for is "prejudice" or "bias". i don't judge someone based on some arbitrary factor they don't have any control over, unless it's relevant to the situation. i'll hire a whitey just as readily as i'd hire a mexican. unless it's for a play, and the character is specifically a black woman, for a specific and important reason. why have a white dude play a character who's supposed to be lynched for being a black person? see where i'm going with this? i discriminate, i don't do so based on prejudice.
x-19 Politics?: i'm an authoritarian socialist. i'd prefer if people made the right choices, and respected each other's freedoms... but if they won't, i don't mind being forced to do so. after all, if you're forced to allow people to live in liberty and responsability, is it really tyranny? the debate is still raging in my skull, but right now this is how i'm leaning.
x-2o Different Sexual Orientations?: it's all good. love is love, sex is sex. the sex act isn't any more inherently clean or vile dependent on the persons commiting them. another thing overlooked by a lot of straight, christian homo-haters is that the bible frowns on sodomy of all sorts, including heterosexual blow-jobs, anal, non-missionary sex for any purpose, or any sex at all for any purpose other than procreation. and remember, all sins are equal in the eyes of the christian god, so lying is the same as homosexuality, and in a way, pre-marital straight-sex is the same as gay sex(that by definition, in the u.s. MUST be pre-marital). bah, i'm ragging on christians because this religion is the loudest in the u.s. in it's accusations and condemnations.


Random
x-21 I lub Zach!: hey, hey... fluxy don't lub nobody but fluxy.
x-22 Rubbers: terrible. try the pill, or the monthly shot. not only do they feel awkward and taste TERRIBLE, but they've only got a ninty percent rate of success. think about that: ten out of every hundred times you fuck with a condom, you will be inseminated. scary. very, very scary... unless we're talking about galoshes. those are wonderful.
x-23 Get Naked!: you will need to buy me a non-alcoholic drink first, chum.
x-24 Luke, I am your Father: YOU OWE ME THIRTY YEARS OF CHILD SUPPORT! WOO!
x-25 And isn't she just first class?: psh. fucking capitalist caste systems!
x-26 No!: okay, okay, hands off! i've got it! sheesh, don't call a special crimes unit on me...
x-27 Someone's ♪fabulous♪!: you know, i have this aweful purple prom dress laying on my floor right now. it's getting glitter EVERYWHERE, and i hate it. i wake up looking like i was in a fight with a pair of drag-queens.
x-28 Alohomora!: more fan-fiction, eh? well... if that's your bag.
x-29 Ohana means family!: advertising now?
x-3o Schmutt muffin: this one sounds like a strange porn name.


 Application


General Information
x-o1 Name: i really don't care, as long as we both know who you're refering to. i suppose entropicflux, or any nickname you can derive from that, would be easiest though.
x-o2 Age: twenty-one.
x-o3 Birthday: september the four, ninteen eighty-five.
x-o4 Gender: that's a secret i play relatively close to my chest. i find that people will flavour their interactions with you based on the gender they believe you posses. it keeps people more honest if they don't know.
x-o5 Sexuality: ideally, this would be a non-issue. i don't forsee pursuing a romantic relationship with anyone here, and if that changes, the person in question will know the answers to these questions(and more!). let's just say i try not to close any doors if i don't have to.


Favorites
x-o6 Music: while i don't conform to any specific genre or section of tastes(frustrating, i know!), i have a fondness for hip-hop, classic rock(we're talking buddy holly and elvis here), post-hardcore, and chick-rock(you know, the whole riotgrrl thing).
x-o7 Movies: not a big movie person, to be honest. i like all the pre-requisites for being a passable human-being(the nightmare before christmas, edward scissor-hands, esperanza, fight club, broken flowers, etc). my interests lead towards the bizarre and the fantastical, also the introspective commentary popular to some films these days(american beauty, weather man, etc)is entertaining and pleasant in a meloncholic way.
x-o8 Cartoon/Anime: i don't like anime much. samurai 7 was a brilliant re-interpretation of a classic story, azumanga daiyo(i have no idea how to spell that...)is extremely funny, nobody dislikes the serial experiments lain, and boogie-pop phantom is by the same creator.
x-o9 TV Series: does anyone remember the adventures of pete and pete? that's the last television series i cared about at all.
x-1o Video Games: oh i do a lot of these... rpgs, puzzle games, and even dawn of war. i play the city of heroes/villains a lot too. final fantasy three, chrono trigger, and other staples of the video-game enthusiasts favourites list.


Related
x-11 Fanfiction?: no, not really. i don't have much interest in popular fandoms. i do a lot of writting, and a lot of it is fiction in a story-type format, but it's not based off anyone elses ideas(to my knowledge. i could be a delusional plaigarist, i suppose).
x-12 Genre?: a lot of fiction, bordering on fantasy in a modern setting. i also like seedy detective-like stories, and stories about people who take the messages espoused by our contradictory society too seriously. i like writting and reading morality-plays. stories about people who succeede or fail because of choices they made, rather than random occurances. of course, to be honest, i also like stories where people succeede or fail in spite of their best efforts/remarkable failures.
x-13 Rants?: not much, to be honest. sometimes i get upset about the difference between marxist communism and sovietist socialism. also, the definition of emo. oh my god, never has there been such a ridiculous misperception, and oh my god, never has it been harder to convince someone of the truth. it's easier tricking republicans to vote democrat, for sure.
x-14 Passions?: i draw, paint, write, or sing(sometimes all of them)every day. i also used to be something of a vandalism conisuer.
x-15 Debating?: oh, i'll never raise my internet-voice at someone over a dispute unless they're attacking me personally. i couldn't care less if people agree with my politics or something. it's really none of my concern. as long as we can keep the ad hominem attacks out of this, i can remain cool and level-headed forever. and to tell you the truth, i'm not even bothered by personal attacks; it just gives me an excuse to act out my malevolent tendencies. 


Opinions
x-16 t4Lk1nk Lyk d1s?: do what you like. i reserve the opinion to skip reading any silly-spelling. it's one thing if you legitimately don't know what you're trying to spell. it's another when you choose to learn a non-language in preferance to an actual one.
x-17 Anorexia?: firstly, anyone not suffering from a disease can't pretend to make accurate judgements concerning it. this nervous affliction is often used as a method of gaining attention, which is funny to me in a way: desperate attempts at stealing attention, regardless of the cost to self or others, is typical behavior of histionics, which is itself a mental disorder. maybe i just have a bad sense of humour... i also empathize with people wrongly accused of anorexia. not every person has the same biological needs(beyond the basics: air, water, a spine). if you're not experiencing any health problems from your behaviour, who's to say that it's wrong?
x-18 Discrimination?: i'm constantly discriminating against people. but i believe the word you're looking for is "prejudice" or "bias". i don't judge someone based on some arbitrary factor they don't have any control over, unless it's relevant to the situation. i'll hire a whitey just as readily as i'd hire a mexican. unless it's for a play, and the character is specifically a black woman, for a specific and important reason. why have a white dude play a character who's supposed to be lynched for being a black person? see where i'm going with this? i discriminate, i don't do so based on prejudice.
x-19 Politics?: i'm an authoritarian socialist. i'd prefer if people made the right choices, and respected each other's freedoms... but if they won't, i don't mind being forced to do so. after all, if you're forced to allow people to live in liberty and responsability, is it really tyranny? the debate is still raging in my skull, but right now this is how i'm leaning.
x-2o Different Sexual Orientations?: it's all good. love is love, sex is sex. the sex act isn't any more inherently clean or vile dependent on the persons commiting them. another thing overlooked by a lot of straight, christian homo-haters is that the bible frowns on sodomy of all sorts, including heterosexual blow-jobs, anal, non-missionary sex for any purpose, or any sex at all for any purpose other than procreation. and remember, all sins are equal in the eyes of the christian god, so lying is the same as homosexuality, and in a way, pre-marital straight-sex is the same as gay sex(that by definition, in the u.s. MUST be pre-marital). bah, i'm ragging on christians because this religion is the loudest in the u.s. in it's accusations and condemnations.


Random
x-21 I lub Zach!: hey, hey... fluxy don't lub nobody but fluxy.
x-22 Rubbers: terrible. try the pill, or the monthly shot. not only do they feel awkward and taste TERRIBLE, but they've only got a ninty percent rate of success. think about that: ten out of every hundred times you fuck with a condom, you will be inseminated. scary. very, very scary... unless we're talking about galoshes. those are wonderful.
x-23 Get Naked!: you will need to buy me a non-alcoholic drink first, chum.
x-24 Luke, I am your Father: YOU OWE ME THIRTY YEARS OF CHILD SUPPORT! WOO!
x-25 And isn't she just first class?: psh. fucking capitalist caste systems!
x-26 No!: okay, okay, hands off! i've got it! sheesh, don't call a special crimes unit on me...
x-27 Someone's ♪fabulous♪!: you know, i have this aweful purple prom dress laying on my floor right now. it's getting glitter EVERYWHERE, and i hate it. i wake up looking like i was in a fight with a pair of drag-queens.
x-28 Alohomora!: more fan-fiction, eh? well... if that's your bag.
x-29 Ohana means family!: advertising now?
x-3o Schmutt muffin: this one sounds like a strange porn name.

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